Okay, so talking about squids earlier gave me an idea: why don't I talk some more about squids? So I took us over to the Official Squidbuilding Department here at Aidek–
Correction: this part of the facility is referred to as "Spearhead Research and Development Operations, A-Level."
I don't care! I like my name for it better!
...anyway, I grabbed this tall sciency-looking person who didn't look too busy, and now they're gonna talk to us about squids!
Oh, um... yes, hello there. We're... really not supposed to be streaming video footage of the inside of the R&D Area though...
Awwwww... please? It's for a thing I'm doing to show people how cool Zoincailla is! It's really important to me...
H-hey, hold on! Stop that, you're melting all over the floor...
Fine, fine... I suppose there's a few things I should be allowed to show to the public without risking my job here.
Woohoo! You saved my life!
Well, these are some of our standard-model spearheads, floating inside a special nutrient formula that facilitates their growth. Spearheads are one of our most successful products here at Aidek to come out of the whole "Psionic Revolution" that the media likes to talk about. They're the versatile, self-repairing psionic assistant of the future! Spearheads are starting to be used in all sorts of fields across the solar system, from the scientific and medical fields, to the defense industry, to even helping everyday people with their errands!
This batch is almost complete, and I've just been tracking the final stages of growth so I can figure out how to further optimize the process.
...ah, though I suppose you're probably at least somewhat familiar with all this, considering how this is being broadcasted...