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Space Travel

So here comes Plan B! I took us down to the hangar cuz, well, if I can't get my hot magical friend to zap us through space faster than light, we'll just have to do it in another, slower, almost-as-cool way!

...such as my OWN PERSONAL SPACESHIP

Isn't it sweet? I just got it like a month ago! With this baby, I can go anywhere I want! All of Zoincailla is my playground!

...hmmm, but "All of Zoincailla" is a pretty big place, though. It takes forever to get from planet to planet sometimes, even when I'm riding in this gigantic metal head with really good cool boosters. If I wanted to go from one end of the solar system to another, it'd probably take a whole week! So I guess I'll just go to whatever planet's closest to ARTRODUS right now first.

Okay! Time to pilot a spaceship!

...

Uh. Okay, so I think I forgot how to pilot a spaceship.

Hey tridenthead. Pilot the spaceship, will ya?

Acknowledged. Synchronizing with on-board biocomputer...

Detected psionic interface device. Establishing connection now...

>Telepathic link successfully established.

Good evening, NHIMOR. Welcome aboard [UNTITLED SPACESHIP]. What would you like to do?